Black Company: 2013

Welcome!

Are you tired from that neighbour who listens to reggaetón at midnight? Do you hate your boss? Do you detest that bald politics who lie you?

We have your solution!

With Black Company you can exterminate all those hateful people legally.

You are not only killing people, you are helping to create a better world for all!

We have a lot of different types of murders: French guillotines, surprise boxes with venomous gas, guns and murders hand to hand.

If you are interested, just call us at 666666666 or send a message to: blackcompany@hotmail.com.

So welcome to our company!

(This is a class project; nothing of this is real).

sábado, 23 de noviembre de 2013

New surprise box

Black Company is a generous company with its clients, so we have decided to create a new special surprise box designed to kill a victim with B. C.’ s technology. It consists in a difficult system of sensors with two types of venoms ables to kill three people in ten minutes.
This artefact has been created to our non-conformists customers who decide to kill a person in an elegant and discreet way.
For only 50 $ we send you the box with the manual and a Black Company’s T-shirt.
We have got boxes in two colours: black and red.
Here you have an image of the red’s model:

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2 x 1's offer

It’s Christmas time! So we have decided to be generous and do an special 2 x 1’s offer to our clients!
Enjoy it! This offer is valid until the 1st of january of 2014!

Now I’m going to explain you this offer:
Christmas murder (consists in send to the victim a toxic shortbreads’ box) & normal murder (with a gun or a white weapon): 200 $

If you are interested, just call us at 666666666 or send a message to: blackcompany@hotmail.com.

P.D.: We remember you that to order you must:
-be older 18.
-have a good reason to kill (consult the FAQ)
-pay in advance.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!